Nothing Funny about Coffee Palms

Today I learned a valuable lesson about profitability and deep pockets. To some this may seem like a comment about some weird porno involving monkeys and a professional pocket pooler. well those people would be perverts. No deep pockets are pockets that have had so much money and presumably change in them that they have become really big. I also learned....the hard way not to stand up and shout out answers in front of strangers and future co-workers unless you know the answer. For example, when someone is doing a presentation about financial stuffits and the like and merchandise etc, then they ask what does D&D stand for. DO NOT stand up, wave your arms and yell OOH OOh I know, Dungeons and Dragons! Then whatever you do don't do the victory dance, especially if you're in a very tight space. MAN, embarassing! Who knew so many people missed out on the magically nerdesque underbelly activity that produced so many you know...psychos. Bah, people can complain about their spilt coffee and ruined slacks all they like, nothing compared to the thrill of being confronted by a silver dragon and orcs and the only thing standing in your way to victory is a 3 roll on a four sided die! Non stop adrenaline I tell you. Who needs the magic of fresh air and the thrill of a smacking that birdie over the flimsy little net when you can be in someones urine soaked basement battling hill trolls and planning your next foray into the world of imagination with a forty year old comic shop owner.
Well that it for now I have to soak the basement in urine......man this is weird.