Today I learned a valuable lesson about profitability and deep pockets. To some this may seem like a comment about some weird porno involving monkeys and a professional pocket pooler. well those people would be perverts. No deep pockets are pockets that have had so much money and presumably change in them that they have become really big. I also learned....the hard way not to stand up and shout out answers in front of strangers and future co-workers unless you know the answer. For example, when someone is doing a presentation about financial stuffits and the like and merchandise etc, then they ask what does D&D stand for. DO NOT stand up, wave your arms and yell OOH OOh I know, Dungeons and Dragons! Then whatever you do don't do the victory dance, especially if you're in a very tight space. MAN, embarassing! Who knew so many people missed out on the magically nerdesque underbelly activity that produced so many you know...psychos. Bah, people can complain about their spilt coffee and ruined slacks all they like, nothing compared to the thrill of being confronted by a silver dragon and orcs and the only thing standing in your way to victory is a 3 roll on a four sided die! Non stop adrenaline I tell you. Who needs the magic of fresh air and the thrill of a smacking that birdie over the flimsy little net when you can be in someones urine soaked basement battling hill trolls and planning your next foray into the world of imagination with a forty year old comic shop owner.
Well that it for now I have to soak the basement in urine......man this is weird.
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So exactly what does D&D mean in the land of Cozcou? (you should disguise the name of your work or they could fire you if they don't like what you are saying)
You don't have a basement... Are you pissing in the parking garage? I'm so glad I don't have a car..
D&D is damaged and something else which starts with a D, not sure I remember. I think Discarded......
Although I am a male, i think.... yep still there, and of the sexuality and dress that most males seem to be i realy enjoyed playing my female character when playing Dungeons and Dragons. However, I must confess, i was one of those nerdy sci fi fantasy geeks who strayed from the path of the D n D realm and forayed and found solstice in the realm of role playing known by few as Middle Earth.. GREAT game. Anyway, at least when you got up infront of all those people you didn't tell them a realy long story about being such and such a character, and doing such and such things with other things and so on...
And i mean coffee smells good, so its kind of like a reall wet cologne or perfume thinger...people wear vanilla, maybe your just helping set a trend. (unless they had cream in their coffee which would eventualy realy stink badly)
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