Christmas is upon us and what could possibly be more Christmasey than a small bird high overhead with a belly full of say.....something white, maybe with black speckles....getting the picture.....it's runny.....ok nevermind. I'll tell you what's chritmasey, LOTS and LOTS of commercials about what you need. Like, dad NEEDS a new snowblower, only 2499 at the home Despot , hey wait look at me I'm cuttin the grass with my new snowblower. Also nothing says holiday cheer and peace on earth like an overcrowded parking lot filled with angry Honky's, that's people who love honking. THAT's MY SPOT and I'M GONNA KILL YOU. To me anyway that just makes my eyes water with the glow of Christmas. Forget stars, kings, the baby jesus and oh being nice to each other. Maybe from now on we should all just make a gaint pyramid of presents and have a christmas rumble, with obnoxious radio and tv ads playing full blast in the background. BUY BUY BUY, yeah faster, SPEND HONK GET CRAZY< FEEL THE CHRISTMAS LOVE!!!!! Maybe if more people took the time to stop a moment take a deep breath and look to the sky for a moment...just hope there's no birds with full bellies above.
Bird on a wire
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